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[fuelthefire]

You have reached the voicemail inbox of Krieg the Psycho.

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[fuelthefire]

You helped me.

[And he's not at all embarrassed to admit it.]

I can help you! Then you can grow your--strawberries? [Did he remember that right? Angel loves strawberries, and he's not sure if he's transposing her love of the berries over a long-ago conversation with Jimmy. But he's sure Jimmy will get what he means even if he's wrong.] People always need to eat!

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[anexcitableboy]

I'm glad.

I'd like that a lot. I tried figuring out to use like....ropes and leverage and stuff, but I couldn't figure that shit out. I ain't an engineer. But yeah, I can grow all kinds of stuff.

It's something, I guess.

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[fuelthefire]

Pff! You don't need ropes! You've got a Psycho!

[AKA Krieg. 8)]

Food's important. There was barely enough on Pandora.

[anexcitableboy]

That's way better than ropes!

That sucks. But there's plenty of it here. I don't even remember the last time I had to go hungry.

[fuelthefire]

Me, too! There's always enough, here. And so many flavors! Skag always tasted like skag no matter what you did to it.

[anexcitableboy]

Man that just sounds nasty.

[fuelthefire]

Pffmnahahahaha! I was! I don't miss it at all!

[anexcitableboy]

I don't blame ya, big buddy! Sounds like it tastes like alligator.

*IT* was, not *I* was, sigh, fingers...

[fuelthefire]

Yeah? Does alligator taste like vomit and broken dreams, too?

NO WORRIES!

[anexcitableboy]

Okay, it ain't that bad! Just greasy and tough.

<3

[fuelthefire]

What's it look like?

[anexcitableboy]

Sorta like a big, bumpy lizard with tons of teeth? Uh...I think there's a Pokemon or two that kinda look like one, hold on...

Huh, okay, kinda like really big, scary looking Totodiles. They're like blackish green and they can eat people.

[fuelthefire]

Sounds badass! Skags'll eat you too, if you don't shoot 'em in the mouth, first.

I used to miss them, but I don't anymore.