I'm here to shank and smile!

I'll kill for her or die for her!!

She saved my life on Pandora. I owe her everything.

Anyone who wants to hurt this kid is gonna have to go through me!

Smart kid, and significantly less jumpy than he used to be. Pretty sure I used to scare the piss out of him. Now he acts like a fussy mother hen when I get too many bruises.

The stick up his ass is smaller! And he finally found an adult!

I've met a lot of incredible people since I got stuck here but Shiro really stands out. He has a big heart. We definitely have more in common than matching facial scars.

IT'S ALWAYS TIME TO BBQ WITH THE BEST MEAT APPRENTICE!

Another one from Jean's messed up world. If I ever had a kid I'd want one like Sasha.

SHE'S NOT FROM PANDORA BUT WHEREVER IT IS SOUNDS A LOT ALIKE!

This little one's seen some shit. I'm glad she's here and safe, now. Hopefully one day I'll actually ask her what her name is. Of all the people I've nicknamed over the years, she's the the only one who came with one built-in.

Teenage rebellion!! Stick it to the man!! Don't let anyone tell you what you can't drink!!!

Another from Jean's world. She's very different from the other kids, independent and self-sufficient. Sometimes she seems kind of sad? I wonder what her story is.

OLD MAN'S SEEN SOME SHIT AND NOW HE'S STUCK IN A CHILDREN'S GAME

Not quite military - retired cop. Still a decent guy. He broke off his friendship with Jack when he found out what he'd done to Angel. Gaige didn't like him on principle, sadly.

She gave me an egg and baked me a jail cake!

Trustworthy; she's been looking out for Angel, and for Shiro. Finally, the adult he needs. Surprisingly understanding about friendly brawls. Sounds like some of her friends back home were real delinquents.

Nerd!!!

Very informed and informative. It probably wouldn't hurt to listen to him. He's been here a long time. Out of everyone I've met since coming here, he's the only one I've never seen in person.

THE BEAUTY AND THE DOPPELGANGER: A LOVE STORY IN THREE ACTS!

There's a lot more to her than meets the eye. I'm glad she looked out for Timothy. They really seemed to be good for each other.

BUT SOFT! WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?

One of Shiro's kiddos. Gotta give him credit for always giving 110%. He reminds me a lot of Jean.

SANDALS AND SOCKS! TERRIBLE NAME! OLD MAN GOALS!

He kinda reminds me of Axton. It's probably just the military background. He's definitely a decent guy.

SHE'S TALLER THAN ME!

Pleasant and kind. I wonder what her story is?

THE BOYFRIEND!

Haven't talked to Matt a whole lot, but he seems like a dependable guy. I'm really glad Shiro has him.

I'M GONNA RIP OUT HIS ENTRAILS AND CHOKE HIM WITH HIS OWN SMALL INTESTINE!!!

I'm going to rip out his entrails and choke him with his own small intestine.

The guiding hand, the shining light, the helping heart. The sun and the stars and my best friend!

If anything happens to her I honestly don't know what I'll do, and that worries me.
The worst happened, and we survived. It's kind of a relief to know we can manage without her, but even more of a relief that we no longer have to.

My best murder buddy!! I missed her!!! She left and came back and forgot everything but that's okay!

It's incredibly good to see her again. This place suits her a lot better than Pandora did, even if she does complain about the lack of murder robots.

Worst life choices, but he finally grew a spine!!

Handsome Jack's original body double; plastic surgery, voice modulator, and now the brand. I've never been more proud to hear someone tell Jack to shut the fuck up.

Explosion buddy! He hates it when I mess up his hair but I'm gonna do it anyway!!

He's done a lot of growing up since we first met. He's a good kid, and he'll be a good man. I still can't believe he came to me for The Talk.

He smiled at me and meant it!

Maybe compassion isn't dead after all. It just took a lifetime sabbatical from Pandora.

Good sidekick! Wields a mop like a pro!

Feels like we have a lot in common. Pretty sure she doesn't have as much trauma, though, which is a good thing. Likes squids but scared of octopi.

He has the best giant monsters! And he's almost as tall as me!

From the same place as Jean and Armin. Another good kid, just like Jean and Armin. His Aggron got cozy with WB and they had six eggs together, so I guess that makes us grandpas-in-law, or something.

SHE WAS FANTASTIC! AND SO WAS I!!

A voice of reason, and a good ally. Try to stay on her good side.

COOL SCAR! BEST SCAR!! #1 MOM FRIEND!

She has a good heart. Please at least try not to piss her off.

His face is hilarious!!

Instead of fainting or pissing himself the first time we met, he ran straight into a nest of scorpions. Definitely didn't predict that one.

BEARD!!!

Pandoran. Seems like a decent guy.

Trash kid and dumpster-diving buddy!

The physical manifestation of our inner child, probably. Kinda uncanny. Seems like a good kid, though.

SHE MADE ME A SCARF FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

How did she knit that so quickly?

CLASSMATE NOT KIDDO!

He reminds me a lot of Shiro, which isn't really surprising since I know they've been through a lot of shit together.

SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO FIGHT! WHO HURT YOU, STOCKINGS?

Talk about anger issues. Not like I have room to talk. But still.