fuelthefire: (I TASTE THE GORE)
KRIEG (tHE pSYcHO) ([personal profile] fuelthefire) wrote2016-07-25 11:19 am
Entry tags:

Victory Road IC Contact

You have reached the voicemail inbox of Krieg the Psycho.

sociallychallenged: (2 5 1)

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2019-06-01 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like to see him sad, either.

[And the Hank motions around his head.]

He's got this fuckin' thing where he's supposed to succeed at missions or he's worthless. Comes from being the sorta fuckin' android he is. The company that made him got him all screwed up. And I think he thinks one of his missions is to make me happy.

So I don't like him to see me sad. I don't want him to think he's failing at his mission.

[At least when he talks about Cyberlife, he sounds more mad than sad. The fuckers set him up for a life of difficulty.]

That's why he takes this badge thing so fuckin' seriously, too.
sociallychallenged: (1 8 0)

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2019-06-02 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, that's fine. I never took it personally.

I guess I'm just disappointed that I keep trying to get my hopes up. [And he feels like he should, but he shouldn't. And moving on in a place where he might actually have one last chance is fuckin' hard.]

[Moving on is hard enough.]

[Poor goddamn Krieg, putting up with this whiny old piece of shit.] Thanks for drinkin' with me. [He actually does need someone around for that.] And whatever other shit we got here. There are pokemon with pun names anyway and I am only now drunk enough to deal with that. Not even their type names. Like their name names.
sociallychallenged: (0 8 6)

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2019-06-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
There's a goddamn Roselia whose owner is named Pearl Elenor Tuniya. Her fuckin' name is P.E. Tuniya.

[Then he hesitates and drunkenly says.]

I want a Roselia.

[Why? Fuck if he knows. But he wants one. His drunken sulky ass wants a fuckin' flower or Budew or whatever.]

Anyway, this fuckin' Roselia went missing somewhere near Goldenrod. Figure if you can't find it, could look for it when I get back. Maybe Connie could find it. The dogs get caught in thorny bushes and it was last seen in a viney, thorny area.

[And the unfortunate witness to all this drunken sadness is pulled out of his pocket, a little Floette that he puts in front of the Pokegear he has propped up, just hugging away at her flower, looking as sweet as pie.]
sociallychallenged: connor (2 2 7)

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2019-06-04 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pewter... Pewter pewter pewter...

[He repeats to himself as he's rifling through papers. And then he pauses to look at the Floette. Who he's drunk enough to boop lightly on the head. She squeaks a little "Ette" at that and hides her face in flower petals.]

She's a Floette. She's a fairy type, but I loaded her up with some good water and fire moves. She's level 100. And a very good girl who likes to throw down. Aren't you?

[Drunk Hank cooing at his flower fairy. Never forget, Krieg. As he checks his listings again, she looks to the pokegear and Krieg's big old scary face and just shyly looks over the petals of her flower as if she could do no wrong ever.]

Kanto... Kanto... Uh... Okay, they don't think he's in a lot of danger. But some kid named Linus got the bright idea to use his Trubbish to attract bugs and he's been a couple of days late getting out of Viridian forest. Got any good flying types? Probably good for this kinda thing.
sociallychallenged: (0 0 8)

[personal profile] sociallychallenged 2019-06-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Floette gives Krieg another happy little "Flo!!", as she would absolutely love to, good sir. Look at that tiny beaming face. She's absolutely up for a good try.]

[Hank, in the meantime, nods at that.]

Shit... looks like most of the Kanto ones are still people having seen those weird new ones around. [And then he belches as he earnest looks between sheets.] Pardon me.