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fuelthefire) wrote2016-07-25 11:19 am
fuelthefire) wrote2016-07-25 11:19 am
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You have reached the voicemail inbox of Krieg the Psycho.
Yeah, show me!
[He'd probably be a little less enthusiastic if he knew how much math he was getting ready to commit to, but for now it just sounds like some good pretendy fun-times, and he can totally get down with that.]
Can I have a hammer?
[He is thinking, of course, about the fuckoff enormous hammer wielded by Brick. In real life Krieg would never trade his beloved buzzaxe for anything, but damned if he didn't also admire Brick's weapon of choice something fierce.]
[He'd probably be a little less enthusiastic if he knew how much math he was getting ready to commit to, but for now it just sounds like some good pretendy fun-times, and he can totally get down with that.]
Can I have a hammer?
[He is thinking, of course, about the fuckoff enormous hammer wielded by Brick. In real life Krieg would never trade his beloved buzzaxe for anything, but damned if he didn't also admire Brick's weapon of choice something fierce.]
There are hammers.
[It's okay Krieg. This is why Maya is going to help. And why she and Armin are already being like, we'll have to make the game more accessible to Krieg.special dice all the way]
[It's okay Krieg. This is why Maya is going to help. And why she and Armin are already being like, we'll have to make the game more accessible to Krieg.
Best banana dinosaur! I wish I could have watched!
Yessss!
[If he can't be a siren he'll just go with what he knows: melee madness!]
What kind of character did Blondie make?
[If he can't be a siren he'll just go with what he knows: melee madness!]
What kind of character did Blondie make?
Hey, I think we have the grass gym up next.
Maybe we'll be able to record Red taking on the plants.
[Muscle cat SMACKDOWN.]
Maybe we'll be able to record Red taking on the plants.
[Muscle cat SMACKDOWN.]
He didn't mention. He might be the dungeon master for our game if we get one going though.
Oh! Like the Boss!
[He means Tina. Maya will undoubtedly know this.]
I can't wait to hear his story! I bet it's a good one!
[Knowing the kind of world Armin comes from, as well as the kid's voracious appetite for books of all kinds, Krieg has perfect confidence he'll be able to run a B&B campaign, no problem.]
[He means Tina. Maya will undoubtedly know this.]
I can't wait to hear his story! I bet it's a good one!
[Knowing the kind of world Armin comes from, as well as the kid's voracious appetite for books of all kinds, Krieg has perfect confidence he'll be able to run a B&B campaign, no problem.]
Exactly.
[Tina will always be the boss.]
He'll probably come up with a great one. And I already told him if we're all learning to play the game together it's not like he has to be worried it's not good enough.
[Tina will always be the boss.]
He'll probably come up with a great one. And I already told him if we're all learning to play the game together it's not like he has to be worried it's not good enough.
[Almost right after this thread ends -- Okay, Armin didn't mention Krieg, and he's probably with Maya, but he figures the big guy should hear it out of him, too.]
Krieg - Armin's Lapras are gone. Someone attacked him and stole them. He's okay, but I'm going out there to help search the beach.
All we know so far is it was a group, they had a boat, and they took all of the Lapras.
Krieg - Armin's Lapras are gone. Someone attacked him and stole them. He's okay, but I'm going out there to help search the beach.
All we know so far is it was a group, they had a boat, and they took all of the Lapras.
[Shiro, how can you possibly take the time to text at a time like this!?]
Is Blondie okay?
Is Blondie okay?
[The power of copypasta, Krieg!!]
He's ... he's not great, Krieg. He looked hurt.
Physically and every other way.
He's ... he's not great, Krieg. He looked hurt.
Physically and every other way.
Where's Blondie?
[Krieg's voice is a rough growl, low and coarse and more than a little feral. Someone has hurt his very small and very dear friend, and the timbre of his voice promises that that someone is going to be receiving all of that hurt back - with interest.]
We're coming.
[Krieg's voice is a rough growl, low and coarse and more than a little feral. Someone has hurt his very small and very dear friend, and the timbre of his voice promises that that someone is going to be receiving all of that hurt back - with interest.]
We're coming.
The Lapras cove. Come to the house - I'll show you how to get there.
[In a way? That angry growl is a relief to hear. Partly because he knows it's on their side. Because he knows Armin has a terrifying defender.]
[Because it makes him feel better for his own rising anger.]
I told Maya. She knows.
[In a way? That angry growl is a relief to hear. Partly because he knows it's on their side. Because he knows Armin has a terrifying defender.]
[Because it makes him feel better for his own rising anger.]
I told Maya. She knows.
See you soon, Sugar.
[And that's the end of this conversation; Krieg's got no time for talking, even to his good buddy Shiro. He has a coconut to avenge.
And anyway, he'll see Shiro soon, just like he said. They can talk then.]
[And that's the end of this conversation; Krieg's got no time for talking, even to his good buddy Shiro. He has a coconut to avenge.
And anyway, he'll see Shiro soon, just like he said. They can talk then.]
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