fuelthefire: (THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!)
KRIEG (tHE pSYcHO) ([personal profile] fuelthefire) wrote2017-12-10 05:40 pm
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blap_blap: (Past the end you will be strong)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2018-01-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Tim could pretend to be Jack, if he wanted to. Like, actually act instead of the half-assed impressions that he usually did on Elpis. But that would require him to actually want to pretend to be anything like that absolute cockstain, and honestly not doing that has worked out way better for him so far.

It's really weird, though, how Krieg is all... coherent. Most psychos don't talk about much more than meat and murder, which, okay, Krieg still does that a lot, but he can also hold an actual conversation? Sometimes?

"Uh... I mean, okay. Like, I'm not gonna stop you."

Jack wants him to protect Angel, he didn't say dick about protecting him. So fuck you, Jack, if Krieg comes after you, save your own ass. Tim's looking out for Angel.

"But."

Okay. Okay, Tim, you can do this. Deep breath, try to forget that you're talking to a brick shithouse who already expressed significant interest in peeling off your face.

"I don't know everything about what happened between you and Jack. But I do know that something you did hurt Angel a lot, and if you try to hurt her again or if she gets caught in the crossfire of whatever you start with Jack, I'll..." He swallows. "I'll stop you."
blap_blap: (Experience is the name of our mistakes)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2018-01-20 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh, okay, shit, so, this was maybe not the smartest thing that Tim's ever done? Krieg is all up in his face and it is very, very obvious that Tim, vault hunter though he may be, is not in the same weight class as this guy. Krieg could probably snap him in half right over his knee if he really got the motivation for it.

Tim would have swallowed around the lump in his throat, except that his throat, as well as every single other muscle in his body, seems to have become paralyzed in the face of his imminent death.

God, is he really going to have to fight in this suit? He doesn't want to have to do that, this suit was expensive and he's poor.

"..."

Okay, Tim, respond appropriately. Say something cool.

"...'kay."

Jesus Christ, Tim.

"Glad we're... on the same page. About this topic."

If it were possible for testicles to un-descend, Tim's would probably be somewhere in his chest cavity right now.

"Could you like... just..." He makes a vague sort of hand gesture, sort of pantomiming pushing Krieg back without actually touching him because he wants to keep his limbs. "About six inches? Thanks?"