[There's a 50/50 chance to guess the correct cause of her confusion, but he goes with his V-Day gift because after two years, he's managed to build a decent grasp of what a person who is not him might find puzzling about his various statements.
Also because of the two things, he personally finds his V-Day gift to be 100x more interesting.]
It's a metal clockwork that sits in my hand! When you wind the key the arms flex and the nipples shoot fire!
[Perfectly normal and perfectly awesome.]
It's back at Sugar's house with my stuff! I'll show you after we eat!
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[There's a 50/50 chance to guess the correct cause of her confusion, but he goes with his V-Day gift because after two years, he's managed to build a decent grasp of what a person who is not him might find puzzling about his various statements.
Also because of the two things, he personally finds his V-Day gift to be 100x more interesting.]It's a metal clockwork that sits in my hand! When you wind the key the arms flex and the nipples shoot fire!
[Perfectly normal and perfectly awesome.]
It's back at Sugar's house with my stuff! I'll show you after we eat!