[The whole fight was over way too fast for his tastes, but the choice between dragging it out for funsies and protecting his companion was a no-brainer. Ermes' relieved laughter makes him grin, and he flops down on the little bench across from her with a grunt as the wake of the fight and the canoe continue to settle.]
Mnuhuhu...Tell it to the fish!
[It was the serpent who picked the fight in the first place, after all.
Probably. Maybe he antagonized it. Or maybe he didn't. He's a Psycho, not a fish psychologist.
He places his axe to one side and reaches for an oar - he absolutely wants to retrieve that other axe, and maybe the serpent's head? It might be worth something, who knows. He's collected bounties for stranger things on Pandora.]
You ready for a barbeque?
[If nothing else, that river serpent is probably good eatin'!]
i love her
Mnuhuhu...Tell it to the fish!
[It was the serpent who picked the fight in the first place, after all.
Probably. Maybe he antagonized it. Or maybe he didn't. He's a Psycho, not a fish psychologist.
He places his axe to one side and reaches for an oar - he absolutely wants to retrieve that other axe, and maybe the serpent's head? It might be worth something, who knows. He's collected bounties for stranger things on Pandora.]
You ready for a barbeque?
[If nothing else, that river serpent is probably good eatin'!]